We hope you’re all planning a drunken, orgy-filled Super Bowl party reminiscent of a Friday night on the island of Tortuga. But for now, join Austin and Griffin for a pre-Super Bowl party for the ages. Topics include the Pats-Giants love fest, hazelnut spread, and Jan-Starts sucking.

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